Last night I had the coolest dream ever. It had Harry Potter in it.
I haven't had a Harry Potter dream in like 3 years. The last one was awesome. It went like this:
I was working an early morning custodial shift when Harry and his gang came running in. They were being chased by Death Eaters!
I hurried them quick fast like a bunny into the freight elevator, closed the doors and saved their lives! Death Eaters have no idea how to work freight elevators!*
*or, um, how to use the stairs, apparently.
Hahaha. That was a pretty good dream.
The one I had last night, though, beats it by a mile!
It started like this: The school headmaster decided to buy an air freshener for his car.
Harry was like, "But wait Professor!! What will we do if the school is attacked??"
...but they WEREN'T FINE.
They beamed down a horrible little creature. It looked like this.
They immediately started taking over the school.
Harry and his gang had to save the school!!
I have no idea why they aren't using their wands.
Anyways, that worked pretty well until they realized that the creatures were breeding, and had a gestation period of about two minutes.
I think they gave up at this point.
It must have turned out ok though, because my dream had a weird jump in it and it ended with them going to Shopko and picking out an air freshener for their car. It took them like 10 hours to find just the right one, so obviously it was a pretty important plot point.
Awesome. Am I right? I'm pretty sure when this post goes live I'm going to get a phone call from JK Rowling wanting to buy the rights. What should I charge? $20 maybe? I did spend a long time dreaming it up. You may have noticed that I left out the most important part: Which air freshener did they end up buying?
If you want to know that...you'll have to read the book!