Saturday, August 6, 2011

Shark Week

This past week was shark week.  A lot of people wrote sharky blog posts.

But no one posted about the real threat:
 The Bearsharktopus.

Unlike sharks, if it doesn't catch you in water...it will find you on land.

You can't outrun it.

You can't outswim it.

There is no place to hide.

Unless you're on an airplane.  Airplanes are safe.

...UNTIL THE BEARSHARKTOPUSODACTYLS FIND YOU!!!!!
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15 comments:

  1. Chris CormierAugust 6, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    *shudder* :)

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  2. P. Daniel QuinneyAugust 6, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    In honor of shark week and the greatness of Chuck Norris:
    http://store.titleboxing.com/chuck-norris-sharks-week-tee.html

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  3. JulieAugust 7, 2011 at 5:59 AM

    If I didn't like to fly before, I'm sure I will never fly now! Thanks Heather!

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  4. Sam NielsonAugust 7, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Reminds me of this, and in a good way.

    http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GSp15-copy.jpg

    http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GSp2sml.jpg

    http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GSp1sml.jpg

    http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GSp3sml.jpg

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  5. UnknownAugust 7, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    HAHAHA! This is BY FAR the funniest Shark week best I've seen! hahahahah so funny hahahaha

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  6. UnknownAugust 7, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    Ooops haha I meant Shark week post. See? I cant even type =]

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  7. Jon LankryAugust 8, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    so creepy :)

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  8. Hermana MawAugust 8, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Sweet! Every shark weeks needs one of these. :)

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  9. The Seventh-Born ChroniclesAugust 8, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Well, that's just...a terrifying concept. Both of them, for that matter.
    Out of cheer curiousity, did you find the picture online or make it yourself? Because if you made it yourself, I humbly bow down to your skills with Photoshop (or some other similiar program).

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  10. Heather DixonAugust 9, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    One day I may regret posting something so dumb...but I loves it :D

    @Sam - Why do I think that is so funny??

    @S.B. Chronicles - I didn't photoshop it, I think the picture was actually taken in the wild. I did draw the last picture...but it was from life.

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  11. Carrie LiaoAugust 10, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Oh my. This is amazing and awesome, words can't describe! haha :D

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  12. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Hi! I found your blog because I read your book. I hope you don't mind me commenting, but you're brilliant! I just had to tell you. I love your art, too!

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  13. Heather DixonAugust 12, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Why thank you so much! I'm so happy you liked the book ^_^ Also I'm happy that the blog did not scare you away. Hahaha

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  14. SamAugust 15, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    This is absolutely hilarious. And very well done!

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  15. Nate VillanuevaAugust 22, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Asylum studios has its next big franchise! get yo money gurl!

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