Sunday, December 30, 2012

Grapefruit Juice

Last week my sister invited me over to her apt for dinner and since I love food I said yes and came over and sat on her sofa and watched her youtube.

Anyway while I was sitting there secretly eating her chocolate orange and she was in the kitchen cutting up vegetables I heard her say: 

 
Sure enough they did look kind of fuzzy.


I told her to just cut off the fuzzy bits.  (That's what I do.)


And it tasted great!




...until 2 am that morning...
 dun dun duuuuun!

I took a 2 am bubble bath where I could sit in a confined space and think about nothing except how bad my tummy hurts.  Sometimes that helps.


I also poured myself some grapefruit juice to drink because a cupful of acid is great thing to drink when you feel nauseated.


For some reason I didn't drink it, and went back to bed and forgot about it.



And so it stayed.



Thru'  rain and shine


It didn't move



That cup of mine.



...3 days later...

FOOOD!!!!!



And here is what I drank, from my pov:





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!



New Years Resolution:  Don't leave food out for days on end, and then try to eat it.  This should be easy for me, since I'm never going to eat anything ever again.
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19 comments:

  1. FauniceDecember 30, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    This is disturbing on so many levels, but I still love your ability to tell a story.

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  2. dixon.maryDecember 31, 2012 at 3:20 AM

    I'm feeling sick now...

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  3. LinWashDecember 31, 2012 at 6:40 AM

    Shouldn't laugh at your misfortune. But I did, because of your ability to set the scene. Oh my. I feel like sending you a gift card to a good restaurant!

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  4. Amber SarnoDecember 31, 2012 at 12:37 PM

    But the poor starving children in Africa! Don't waste food!

    Lol joking, of course. Great story. Love the scene with just your eyes peeking out of all the bubbles.

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  5. Cindy Garber IversonJanuary 1, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    I'd say that a fantastic New Year's resolution right after "I will not eat something once it's sat on the floor for over 5 seconds".

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  6. Keisha O.January 2, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    Hahaha!!!! This is hilarious!!!! This was a great story. I would have done the same except I probably would have broken the cup XD

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  7. JohannaJanuary 2, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    Shut up and drink it. It's just some extra protein...

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  8. PeterJanuary 8, 2013 at 10:33 AM

    Fun Fact: The average American eats about 11 lbs of chocolate per year. That equates to about 3 cockroaches a year.

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  9. CUPCAKES4EVERJanuary 8, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    This is hilarious! I love your pictures too.

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  10. raychJanuary 16, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    So, like, a year ago I read Entwined and was all, Grrrrr, Heather Dixon should have written more things so that I had a backlist to pillage. But I have just discovered your blog RIGHT NOW, so, you know, carry on doing this sort of thing.

    (But also rite moar books. Por favor.)

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  14. Crystal SmithJanuary 23, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    I laughed so hard I cried and then mascara got in my eyes and it hurt so I cried some more. Oh my heck, so funny. Don't even know why, but SPIDER. lol

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  15. Ama B.January 24, 2013 at 4:59 AM

    do you draw all this stuff yourself? :O

    It's adorable!!
    This looks like it will be a cute read!! I'll try to get my hands on it! :D


    https://www.facebook.com/amabaduofficial
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    http://the-writing-junkie.blogspot.com/

    I review books and try to promote writers :) Why? Because it's fun!

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  16. Stephen AndersonFebruary 8, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    jajajajaja! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJA!

    GIRL!! You is FUNNAY!!

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  18. Melon LordMarch 14, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    I love this and your art! What program do you use for your storybording stuff, `cause I need it! (My normal program isn`t working, I need to use something else)

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  19. Heather DixonMarch 18, 2013 at 6:01 AM

    @Story Warrior - aw gosh, thanks ^_^ Y'know, I just use Photoshop for this stuff. I've heard sketchbook pro is pretty good for it too.

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