Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Banana Conspiracy








Every. Time.


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POST SCRIPT:  What, another post about sentient fruit?  This blog is getting pathetic!
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15 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 12, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    I love the fruit posts! They're hilarious! And of course, being the huge fan of your book that I am, I immediately thought "Offensively green!" :)

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  2. AnneMarch 12, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    I loved this post! I can't tell you how much I love the Limes post! My sister and I will look at each other and scream, "LIMES DON'T HAVE LEGS!!" ♥♥ Big fan.

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  3. Heather DixonMarch 12, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    Aw, thanks you guys! <3 Y'know I was almost wondering if anyone visited my blog anymore, it's been taking me so long to update!

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  4. UnknownMarch 12, 2014 at 1:42 PM

    Well, I'm excited when my dashboard shows a new post from Story Monster because your posts are always so funny and unique! :)

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  5. Bonnie @ A Backwards StoryMarch 12, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Love it!!! I'm always happy when I see a post from you! <3

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  6. RebekahMarch 12, 2014 at 11:31 PM

    So happy to see a new post! Thanks for brightening my day.

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  7. BirgitMarch 13, 2014 at 6:24 AM

    And I thought that only bananas in Germany would do that very thing... It's a worldwide conspiracy!!!

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  8. LinWashMarch 13, 2014 at 6:45 AM

    That made me laugh out loud!

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  9. UnknownMarch 13, 2014 at 7:43 AM

    hahaha! Yep, every single time. Even with all the tricks :/

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  10. Jenilyn CollingsMarch 13, 2014 at 10:28 AM

    So true!! And your blog posts are my favorites. :)

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  11. Sam NielsonMarch 13, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    We got some bananas once that stayed green and completely inedible for 3 weeks. 3 WEEKS. And then they turned brown overnight, just like this.

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  12. Sarah PenningtonMarch 13, 2014 at 1:39 PM

    I like sentient fruit. *nods*

    Also, this made me laugh. xD

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  13. Heather DixonMarch 17, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    You are -ALL- RIGHT!! Bananas are evil!

    @Birgit - I think this just means it's an INTERNATIONAL conspiracy.

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  14. JulieMarch 21, 2014 at 1:30 PM

    Have you noticed Avocados are the same way? Maybe they are bananas in disguise! You just have to be fast.....

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  15. Rose GreenMarch 23, 2014 at 8:24 PM

    SO true. Why is there no middle ground between green and black bananas??

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