Heather slams the door behind her.
"From now on, I'm eating healthy!" she says.
The sofa says nothing.
The coffee table says nothing.
The bookcase says nothing.
The lamp says,
Chapter 2
Heather buys healthy food.
It costs more than a car.
Heather says,
The furniture looks ominously on.
The lamp says nothing.
Chapter 3
Heather spends hours preparing healthy food.
It tastes like deer barf.
Heather drinks it all.
She celebrates with a quart of Chuggaluggalicious™ Ice Cream.
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Oh man! What a cliffhanger!
This is awesome! Thanks for the laughs!! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. I get hungry.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have it too! Lol :D
I'm interested to see where this goes . . . I look forward to part two!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I feel like the dog from Up when I'm talking about dieting -
ReplyDeleteMe to myself: Right, from now on I'm going to eat healthy. I'm going to be so good. I'm...oooh ice cream!!
That last panel with the Chuggaluggalicious... priceless. Waiting anxiously for Part 2!
ReplyDeleteThis is so me.
ReplyDeletenice
ReplyDeleteHi Heather,
ReplyDeleteI'm writing a book, and I want some of your advice. (I I would Love It if you could be quick, but NO need.
Thanx. From Primrose
Hi primrose! (Great name ^_^) Feel free to ask me anything you'd like! My email is storyboarder(at)gmail.com.
ReplyDeleteYour lamp is the best pet ever
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