Monday, November 18, 2013

I'm a Jerk (Trunk or Treat edition)

My neighborhood did a Trunk or Treat this year.

I have Views about Trunk or Treats.  But I like my neighbors.  What a quandary!

(I decided to go.)

This year I dressed up like raggy Cinderella.  This is because I'm--not to brag or anything--really good at cleaning toilets.  With that kind of work ethic, I figured it was only fair to make the Trunk-or-Treaters EARN their candy this year.


So when the first kid came to me and was like:


I was like:


And the kid was like:


The kids loved it!









Actually it ended probably closer to this:


I can't wait for next year!
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9 comments:

  1. UnknownNovember 19, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    its hilarious post I love cindrella the different kind =D

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  2. LinWashNovember 19, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    Ha ha ha!!! Who knew candy flinging could be so much fun?

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  3. KelNovember 19, 2013 at 7:16 AM

    Brilliant idea! Those darn kids have it too easy these days. They're going soft.

    I approve! And hey, why not throw a water balloon or two, just for variety. ;)

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  4. UnknownNovember 19, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    You are way too funny :p

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  5. HeatherNovember 19, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    Just imagine me doing the slow clap of appreciation right now. Well done. Kids should have painful associations with trunk-or-treating (a communist microcosm, if you ask me. But you already knew that.)

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  6. Diana SnowNovember 19, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Great story! I loved the animated bit.

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  7. kevinzicoNovember 20, 2013 at 9:21 PM

    FUNNY!!!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 21, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    I expect pictures of you as cinderella.

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  9. a.n.g.October 23, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    This is so hilarious! Awesome pictures by the way.

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